SECRET SERVICE SEX TRYOUT CAMP

The Democratic Party Secret Service is looking for new blood. If you think you have what it takes to protect the political leaders of the Democratic Party establishment, now is your time to shine at building 2500 apartments on Carlisle Blvd. here in Albuquerque.

The envoy of recruiters from the secret service of the Democratic Party will be here every night from 10:45 pm until 07:15 am for the rest of the week.

**Must be willing to accept Lucifer as your God, and be open to homosexuality**