My Son Hunter biopic details the corrupt history of Bidens

My Son Hunter biopic details the corrupt history of Bidens (But Twump hewt my bum bum ??))

After a successful 4 days in select theaters the Citizen Kane of Maga Fantasy movies is now only available for download from a respected internet news site. Expected to out-gross (it’ll gross out too, but that’s another story) Avatar 2 after roughly 2.35 centuries, the much-anticipated “My Son Hunter” biopic details the scandalous, “corrupt” history of Hunter Biden and evidently includes a scene showing his father, President Biden, kissing the neck of a Secret Service agent, earning it a shocking PG13 rating.
(A sequel is planned, starring Jim “Gym” Jordan as the courageous congressman who blows…the case wide open, sends the leaders of the Biden Crime Family to jail, and brings The Greatest Statesman In American History- Donald J. Trump- back to the White House. Oh Boy, I can hardly wait.)
According to the website for “My Son Hunter,” the movie includes “Antifa, prostitution, drugs, cronyism, money laundering, more Antifa, a Laptop from Hell, Chinese spies, Ukrainian ‘Businessmen,’ the CPP [Chinese Communist Party], the Selling Out of America, the Big Guy, Corn Pop, Soda Pop, More Antifa, Additional Drugs, and… compulsive craigslist posting.”
No “widdle bum bums”. Sorry, craigslisters.

A press release asserts, “This slick-looking pack of lies is not a documentary, but it may as well be.” It adds that the storyline is “built upon the unbelievable details of Hunter Biden’s personal life and corrupt business dealings.”

The plot thickens as the Daily Mail reports that while the movie was being shot in Serbia (where the patriotic producers didn’t have to pay high wages for American Workers), an attorney for Hunter Biden infiltrated the set and was caught kissing Gina Carano’s neck while posing as a documentary filmmaker.