???? Laptop cooling pad- best one ever made, 3 fans, moveable, etc.

? Like the headline says:
?? BEST laptop cooling pad ever made!
?? Aluminum, has 3 MOVEABLE FANS! HOW COOL IS THAT?
?? Retail is over $55.00 for this bulletproof, customizable unit.
??Here, Check it out for yourself, Spooky: https://www.coolermaster.com/catalog/coolers/notebook-cooler/notepal-u3-plus/
?? THE FINE PRINT:
?? No Low-Ballers, please. Priced correctly. Thank you.
?? IF YOU’RE READING THIS, IT MEANS THE ITEM IS STILL AVAILABLE!
?? Send me an e-mail AND INCLUDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER! so I can call ya back. (I don’t hand out my cel # cuz I get SO fugging many robo-calls, it drives me nuts. If a caller is NOT in my address book, I do not pick up- like millions of other cel phone users.) Comprende? Si? SI!
?? THANX! from your little Huckleberry, Ed Zeppelin